Pillow talk

Lilli's and my whispered bedtime conversation tonight:

Lilli: This is Lilli's butt.
Me: Yes it is.
Lilli: Poop comes out of there. Poop comes out of butts.
Me: You're right.
Lilli: Butts are ewww. Poop is ewww. Don't touch Lilli's butt.
Me: Poop is eww so it probably is best not to touch Lilli's butt.
Lilli: Not touch poop! No!
Me: Nope.
Lilli: Don't get poop on finger! No!
Me: I'm glad you've learned so much in two years.

Later. . .

Lilli: These are mama's boobs.
Me: yup.
Lilli: Mama has two boobs. No! Mama has six boobs! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6!
Me: Really? I think it's just two.
Lilli: Six boobs!
Me: well. . .
Lilli: I'm going to take mama's boobs on the road!
Me: huh?