Google searches are weird

Things you can type into a search engine to find my blog:

-Mango SNL (thanks Uncle Randy)
-breastfeeding sluts
-poop desperation
-poop nugget
-juice butts
-butt smell
-blood coming out of dogs butt
-poop butt
-my dog poos in her sleep

And you know what puts me at the top of the list?. . . .

-my dog's butt smells!

I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried. My conclusion? People just have issues with their dogs and their butts. I feel for them, and I hope they have taken some consolation in our issues. I guess this has been my contribution to the world.