I think I am slowly but surely metamorphosizing into a housewife. You know what got me excited today? Contemplating cleaning the bathroom, and then, ooh ooh, maybe getting to do some ironing later. I kind of feel like I'm in one of those Old Navy commercials, you know, the ones where the people get bizarrely excited over mowing the lawn, studying history, etc. (I love those commercials.) While I appreciate enjoying my work, this kind of scares me. Is this what my life was meant to be???